NO GOALS?
NO PROBLEM.
Snoozer? Refs stopping every breakout? Perfect. Hockey games have around 10 penalties. That’s 10 chances for your crew to erupt, regardless of score.
10
PENALTIES / Game
SIMPLE GAME.
QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR.
Five steps, that's it. You’re about to care about penalties way more than expected.
01
Play
Before each round, players use points to select cards. One point = one card. Players can select more than one card per round.
02
Choose
All cards are placed face up. Players take turns strategically selecting cards (or you can make it a free-for-all for more chaos) based on how the live game is unfolding.
03
Watch
Sit back and watch the game and wait for the whistle. Only official penalties count.
Emotional overreactions are encouraged.
04
Score
If the next penalty called matches your card, you score the percentage of game points shown on the card. If not, you still got to yell at referees, which is priceless.
05
Repeat
After a win, all cards go back in. Start the madness over. Regret nothing. At the end of the live event, the player with the most points wins.
Print. Play. Watch your friends Lose THEIR MINDS at whistles.
This is a party game for entertainment purposes only. Game points are used solely for scoring, have no monetary value, and cannot be redeemed or exchanged for anything of value. Recommended 13+ to play. Purchase must be made by an adult 18+. By purchasing any edition, you agree to the Terms of Service and Refund Policy.
2 to 8 players per round
Instant download
Cards and instructions
PDF file format
Ready to print at home
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What You'll Hear AT YOUR PARTY
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Stop taking shots! Start making contact!
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Too clean — someone take a hooking call already!
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I came for the penalties, not the goals.
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That's a PENALTY! Doesn't matter on who, I just need the points!
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I don’t care who scores. I need a trip to the box.
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Whistles everywhere!
I'll take it!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How fast do I get it?
Right after checkout, you’ll get an instant PDF download link emailed to you.
Do I need anything besides a printer?
A home printer is perfect, but you can also send the file to a local print shop or retail office supply store to print on thicker cardstock. Scissors or a cutter help for the cards.
How many people?
It works for groups of 2-8 players. If you have more than 8 players you can run two or more games simultaneously
Is it hard to learn?
No. It's very easy to play and doesn't distract you from watching the game.
Can I use it for any game?
Yes. The hockey edition is built for any hockey game season or tournament. It works the same whether you are watching a college game or professional game.
If you buy the three-sport bundle you'll receive the cards for basketball, football, and hockey for year-round madness.